Stalwart staples - Not a sausage in the trouser category, I’m afraid. I’ve never felt completely comfortable in trousers. Being short with generous thighs, trousers just aren’t the best look for me. I wouldn’t want a wardrobe without a few pairs, though, because they do have their uses.
Superstars - None.
Velveteen rabbits - There are two main categories, here. Firstly, DIY trousers. My favourites are ancient charcoal cords, covered in paint, which have done sterling duty this year. Unfortunately, they now have a huge gash down the right thigh from when I had to rip them open to staunch the blood when I cut my leg a few weeks ago. Nevertheless, they are really comfortable and if I don’t keep a pair of messy trousers, I’ll just end up ruining other clothes. So, I’m going to patch them up and keep them. I will throw away the paint-splattered tracksuit bottoms I own, though. They are horrible.
Second in the rabbit category is a pair of khaki cotton trousers. They are so comfortable and the best shape for me I have found so far (which doesn’t mean they are perfect). BUT they are faded and the hems are worn and threadbare. I think these are a perfect candidate for cloning. Threads magazine had a great article earlier this year on how to do just that, so that is now added to my to-do list. A close second to the khaki ones are a pair of chocolate brown casual trousers, but they are noisy (they rustle) and a bit tight at the top. I’ll keep them simply because they are useful, but will get rid of them once my cloning project is complete.
Torture devices - My one and only pair of jeans. Ow. That’s all I have to say on that matter.
Mysteries of the lost shopping trip - I’m quite astounded here. I found 5…five…FIVE!…pairs of trousers that have never been worn, some with tags still on. That’s two pairs of blue-y green cords, almost identical down to the fact that they don’t fit, two pairs of red cottony things, which don’t fit and really aren’t my style (yet, I bought two pairs?) and a pair of stripy suit trousers, which though potentially great for office wear (if they fitted and didn’t have pockets which bulged like elephant ears out of the side of my thighs), I have no need for.
The Therapy Bit
So. What have I learnt, here? My hoarding of unworn trousers that don’t fit suggests that I have some deep-seated(!) need for trousers in my life. I know I don’t want any for work wear, so that just leaves a need for casual trousers.
I have a pair of jeans which are uncomfortable to wear, and always have been, but can’t bring myself to throw them away because I feel I ought to own some jeans. (Why? To keep the sweat shops in business? I really have no idea.) I don’t think I have ever owned a pair of jeans in my life that actually fitted. My waist to bum ratio is so wildly out of the norm that I always have a good three inch gape at the back of my waist, even if things are a bit tight on the hips. But, I do dream of owning some old, soft, worn-in, throw-em-on-it’s-Saturday jeans.
Historically, I have always been most comfortable in cords. I like their tactile nature and the soft, muted colours available, but like jeans it is hard to find a pair to fit without the gaping at the back. Unlike jeans, I have owned ones that fit in the past (which I think is mostly due to the fact that they shrink in the washing machine and then only stretch on the bits that need stretching when you wear them - eventually, you get soft cords which fit, although it does take time). I probably just need to make a concerted effort to hunt some down.
In conclusion, trousers are not a mainstay of my wardrobe, nor are they the most flattering garments for my shape, but I would like a couple of pairs to make a change from skirts and dresses. To get a good fit, I probably have to make them myself, but I can also look into getting jeans custom made when I have some spare cash. I’m going to take the pile of unworn cords, etc. to the dress agency - perhaps they will make some cash to go towards a pair of custom fit jeans?